*SCREEEEEAAAAAAMS*

THE LACK OF SYMMETRY IN THIS PLACE IS PREPOSTEROUS. YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED.

...CHRONA?

FOOL! HAVE YOU HEARD MY LEGEND?

...

*LOOKS AROUND*

...

THIS IS SO NOT COOL.

WOULD ANYONE CARE TO EXPLAIN WHY I'M HERE?

OR ON A MORE IMPORTANT NOTE... WHY ISN'T THIS PLACE SYMMETRICAL!?

[IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DRESSING ROOM, MAKA HAS PUT UP A RATHER LARGE PIECE OF PAPER WITH NAMES WRITTEN ON THEM.]

( WOO ADDED FOR SUSPENSE! )

IN MY LURKING TRAVELS OF THIS DESOLATE PLACE I HAVE SEEN THAT MANY OF YOU POOR SOULS ARE IN NEED OF HOLY GUIDANCE...

{BLASTS MUSIC FROM HIS MOTORCYCLE'S SPEAKERS BEFORE PULLING OUT A BIBLE AND OPENING HIS ARMS TO THE MASSES OF "POOR SOULS".}

COME! LET US ALL PRAY TO KAMI-SAMA FOR GUIDANCE!!

THIS IS NOT AMUSING. WHY I ALWAYS END IN THIS PLACE? FRIST THAT PLACE THAT TOOK MY POWERS AND NOW HERE.

AT LEAST HERE I STILL HAVE MY POWERS. SEMPAI, A REPORT. NOW, PLEASE.

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